I'm Not Old

70?  What do you mean?
 I'm Not Old.
 
 Oh, well, there are a few wrinkles.
 But I'm not old.
 
 Oh, well, I don't walk as fast was I used to.
 But I'm not old.
 
 Oh, well, my knees creek a little.
 But I'm not old.
 
 Oh, well, my hips talk back some.
 But I'm not old.
 
 Oh, well, I'm not as strong as I used to be.
 But I'm not old.
 
 Oh, well, my hands have a few spots.
 But I'm not old.
 
 Oh, well, my fingers aren't as straight.
 But I'm not old.
 
 Oh, well, I forget a few things.
 But I'm not old.
 
 Oh, well, I've lost a few friends.
 But I'm not old.
 
 Oh, well, I don't recognize that stranger in the mirror.
 But I'm not old.
 
 Oh, well, you're looking old.
 BUT I'M NOT OLD!