I'm Not Old
70? What do you mean?
I'm Not Old.
Oh, well, there are a few wrinkles.
But I'm not old.
Oh, well, I don't walk as fast was I used to.
But I'm not old.
Oh, well, my knees creek a little.
But I'm not old.
Oh, well, my hips talk back some.
But I'm not old.
Oh, well, I'm not as strong as I used to be.
But I'm not old.
Oh, well, my hands have a few spots.
But I'm not old.
Oh, well, my fingers aren't as straight.
But I'm not old.
Oh, well, I forget a few things.
But I'm not old.
Oh, well, I've lost a few friends.
But I'm not old.
Oh, well, I don't recognize that stranger in the mirror.
But I'm not old.
Oh, well, you're looking old.
BUT I'M NOT OLD!
